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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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October 2nd, 2014 // 144,655 notes
  • Me when the conversation isn't on me at all times: ANYWAY
October 2nd, 2014 // 23,659 notes
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

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brutalgeneration:

IMG_4352 (by candelariadeferrari)
Marriage is a promise. A vow. To try the hardest you have ever tried in your life. Marriage is a place for the achievement of a personal integrity like no other. Dr. Margaret Rutherford, Huffington Post (via the-littlelady)

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October 2nd, 2014 // 130 notes

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

It’s just bread flavoured water.

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October 1st, 2014 // 59,146 notes
themountainlaurel:

Eline Visscher

There are some MAJOR changes happening in the boob area this month and I am FREAKING OUT.

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journeytomommy:

I can’t wait for this.

Like/reblog this if you are a TTC, wttc, pregblr, or mumblr blog! Basically anything pregnancy/baby related so I can follow.
adorablechildren:

Ready for snow by thedayhascome on Flickr.

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

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